The Babe Machine part 9

~Shadow groaned and struggled as sonic took him out of the stroller and put him in the child seat of a cart ~

Shadow- Come on Sonic!!

Sonic- Shadow just settled down

Shadow- * Grumbles crossing his arms* stinker older then you and *mumble, mumble  , mumble *

~ Sonic rolls his eyes and heads to the diaper aisle , there were racks filled with different kinds of diapers ~

Sonic- Whoa XD alright lets see...

Shadow- *groans* Sonic..please can't I just try using a normal pott- er I mean toilet again???

Sonic- sorry Shadow you know what happened last time..now lets see grabs a pack of thick diapers* Amy said to get you some thick ones for overnight

Shadow- * Blushed slightly at the memory of falling into the water*...Sonic? How many more days till Tails gets back?

Sonic- about two more weeks Faker *looking at another pack*

Shadow- I'VE ONLY BEEN THIS WAY FOR A WEEK??!?!?

Sonic- Shadow! Keep it down! Use your inside voice

Shadow- *Twitch*

Sonic- Oh come on, a few days ago you were calling me and Amy mommy and daddy

Shadow- That's only because I temporarily lost my mind =.= *Pout*

Sonic- Rrrriiiigggghhhttt *Chuckles and places another pack in the cart* alright, that's good for the diapers...hum *push's the cart through the other aisles *

~ Shadow yawns after a few minutes and shuts his eyes ~

Sonic- hum?..heh *Grins* You're a pain in the tail but I've got to admit you're a cute little guy

~ Shadow naps away while Sonic buys more baby supplies, when he finally wakes up he
s being pushed through the mall again ~

Shadow- H-huh? *rubs eyes*


Sonic- Hey there faker, have a nice nap?? *Heading into the food court*

Shadow- Oh, um yeah I guess...we still in the mall??

Sonic- Yep, time to get some lunch

Shadow- Alright....*Sighs*

~ Sonic goes and orders some lunch for himself then heads to a table, he gets Shadow in a highchair, Shadow wasn't looking foreword to eating more baby food and was shocked when sonic pulled out a kids meal ~

Sonic- Here you go Shadow *Gets the little hamburger and fries out of the bag*

Shadow-...You're...you're going to let me eat real food?!?!?

Sonic- Yep, unless you'd rather I feed you some mush beets

Shadow- NO! E.x I mean..thanks

Sonic- no prob, just be careful and try not to get food all over yourself Kay? XP

Shadow- Humph...*Grins slightly*

~ It's kind of hard but shadow manages to eat half of his burger and all of his french fries, he leans back in the highchair with a look on content, his eyes half closed ~

Shadow- Aaaahh...Real food....

Sonic- *Chuckles and takes care fo the trash, saving the rest of Shadow's burger* Alright kiddo...now it's time to get you to daycare

Shadow-*eyes snap open* WHAT?!?!!??

Sonic- ? Oops...I forgot to tell you didn't I?? Heehee ^^" sorry about that yeah I'm putting you in daycare

Shadow- No! Why?!

Sonic- Well shadow *Picks him up* I've got some things to do today and I can't take you with me

Shadow- Like what?!

Sonic- Sally needs me to track down the wolf pack to get in touch with Lupe and I don't want to risk running into G.U.N. or Robotnik's grunts with you around sooooooo

Shadow- I am NOT going to daycare! I'll stay at your place

sonic- Shadow you can't you're a baby *buckles him into the stroller*

shadow- B-but I'm not really a baby!! *tries to get out* Sonic It's bad enough you've got me out in public while I'm like this!

Sonic- Would you rather I dressed you as a girl hum?

Shadow- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O

Sonic- Alright then * Heads to the daycare* You're only going to be there for a few hours, I'll be back for you at three

Shadow- but Sonic!!

Sonic- no buts

~Sonic takes him right into the Daycare, the names of the place was " Rosie's garden " he went to the front desk where there was a golden Hedge-cat, her name tag read " Sunny" ~

Sonic- Excuse me Miss , I'm here to drop off um my...um

~ shadow was about to yell out but sonic popped a binky in his mouth before he could~

Sunny- Child? X3 Alright sir ^^ *Hands Sonic a file* Please just fill this out ^^

Sonic- alright, thank you * Goes to a bench and starts filling them out*

Shadow-*Pulls pacifier out* Sonic, please, I..um I BEG you!

Sonic- Shadow, chill, you'll be fine It's only for two and a half hours sheesh

Shadow- *Grumbles* You wouldn't like this either if our places were switched

Sonic- If our places were switched you would have taken me up to ARK and jettison me out an airlock =.=

Shadow-....True

Sonic- you didn't have to agree with me on that you know XD now * goes back to the desk and hands the papers back* Here you go

Sunny- * Takes them and looks them over* Alright sir, everything looks in order ^^ We'll take good care of him ^^

Sonic- Thanks, oh uh, careful, he's always cranky X3

sunny- *Chuckles* alright sir ^^ good day ^^

Sonic- *Ruffles Shadow's head* Now remember, be good alright?

Shadow- *Smooths fur glaring* I will make you pay for this blue hedgehog...

~ Sonic chuckles and zooms off, Shadow keeps glaring for a moment, watching the way Sonic left...then slowly stopped, his ears drooped slightly ~

Sunny- Eleanor? Can you please come here?

~ A Female Mongoose walked up, she had golden fur and short blue hair, a red shirt, blue pants and brown sandles  ~

Eleanor- Yes Ma'am?

Sunny- We have a new guest, please take care of him

Eleanor- Yes ma'am! *Walks over and picks Shadow up* Well hello there Cutie! ^^

~ Shadow glared at her ~

Eleanor- Awww come on =3 I'm your friend ^^ Lets go play hum?

~ Shadow is carried to a play room and sat down by a toy box, there were many other little Mobians already playing ~

Eleanor- Here you go ^^ Go play and make friends ^^

Shadow- *Rolls eyes and crawls to a corner* This...is...so...stupid......I better not speak..I don't want anyone knowing it's really me...=.="

~ Shadow sat in the corner pouting till Eleanor came back and picked him up about a half hour later~

Eleanor- Snack time Cutie pie ^^

~ Shadow rolls his eyes as she takes and places him in a highchair ~

Eleanor- Here you go cutie ^^ *gives him a bottle and little plate of apples slices * you go ahead and eat your snack okay? ^^


Shadow- *Sighs once she steps away* Why did this have to happen to me??? of everyone on the planet why did I have to be turned into a baby.....This is all Sonic and Silver's fault *Frowns*....Meh..I've got to get out of here...*Blinks and picks up an apple slice* What is this stuff anyway?...*Takes a bite and blinks again* Taste like apple juice!..*Picks up another slice and looks at it*...So this is an apple, There yummy! Erm! I mean they taste...okay =.=" ...*Finishes the rest of them and Grabs his bottle * now..How do I get out of this stupid chair?

~ A few moments later Eleanor came back and saw Shadow struggling in the highchair ~

Eleanor- Aawww *Picks him up* Looks like someone wants a Change ^^

~ Shadow so badly wanted to yell at this woman but kept quite only glaring at her as hard as he could, he figured as long as he didn't speak maybe no one would realize it was really him and not some baby that just looked like Shadow the hedgehog, She took and laid him on one of the changing tables and preceded to remove his shorts and open up his diaper, Shadow's face was as red as can be, this was nearly more then even the ultimate life form could take~

Eleanor- Hum, nope you're all clean ^^..which is odd , hum you should have at least wetted yourself by now... *Puts a hand on his forehead* Are you feeling okay? You were being fussy in your highchair...I better take your temperature...

~ Shadow rolled his eyes and pushed her hand away ~

Eleanor- You just stay right there Cutie ^^

~Shadow- Watched her walk off then quickly slid down the side of the table and headed for the exit ~

Shadow- Come on, come on, come on I hate crawling! ><"

~ Shadow Was nearly out of the daycare when he was grabbed from behind and lifted up~

Eleanor- Whoa there! I thought I told you to stay put cutiepie ^^

~ Shadow fumed and started struggling to get out of her arms,, Oh how he wished he had his Chaos emerald, if only he had it then everyone would feel his small but fierce wrath! ~

Eleanor- Hey Settle down there! You mustn't be feeling well, poor little guys! Hang on a moment

~ she places him back on the changing table laying him on his back, there was a jar of some kind of goop and what looked like a digital thermometer, She dipped the tip of there thermometer into the goop, Shadow suddenly remember being sick once back on ARK, Maria had helpped take care of him and took his temperature through his mouth once but she never put goop on it before, Eleanor grabbed Shadow's ankles and lifted his legs into the air till his bum was off the table ~

Shadow- ?!?! *thinks* what in the world is she doing???? She already knows I don't need a new dia-

~She inserts the tip into his bottom ~

Shadow- O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!